rudolphtheredguardreindeer:

say what you will about america, but at least 1 dollar can still get you a hell of a lot of mice

beyoncevevo:

britneysbaldhead:

condom:

beyoncevevo:

my school is basically filled with ugly and annoying people 

you’re homeschooled?

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stop reblogging this 

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bowielegged:

sext: whats ur favorite ted talk

But seriously this is me!!!

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Must have

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

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taggedrne:

when ur mom forgets she gave u money already and gives u more

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chasingdreamsasiscream:

eleven49pm:

psychiatral:

Written by an 8th grader

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING

I’m blown away, wow.